The festive season is often a cause for rejoicing and there is no greater joy than that felt for the return of an old friend like the greatest, straightest man in the world, Horatio Lee Jenkins. In this his festive ditty, he once again preaches love for all men and the professional consumption of alcohol.
Of course, this is an age of social responsibility so the greatest, straightest man in the world would never drive his Cadillac on Christmas day. No , for that would be irresponsible – and, of course, Horatio Lee Jenkins is down on green issues as well – so he instead resorts to riding his organically fed horse as the title of the song rightly suggests. Joy is therefore brought to the world and sales of Jim Beam reach a new high. Is that a tear in my eye? You bet it is.
Available for download from CD Baby. You know it makes sense (sort of).